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Laura Lopez
@lauraaaalopez
And yet for some reason people always tell me their life story...I have no idea why
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Laura Lopez
@lauraaaalopez
Everyone knows that guy that would fuck a pencil sharpener if you put a skirt on it. you grodie fucks.
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Laura Lopez
@lauraaaalopez
How many old mean does it take to work a computer? #work pic.twitter.com/CKcPRlE8QW
Laura Lopez
@lauraaaalopez
I am awesome at making to do lists. I am terrible at actually doing them.
Laura Lopez
@lauraaaalopez
@tmilllsap bro so hard muthafuckas wanna find you
Laura Lopez
@lauraaaalopez
Stop giving these out for Christmas old people! They taste like play-doh! pic.twitter.com/qWFgKQImaz
Laura Lopez
@lauraaaalopez
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Laura Lopez
@lauraaaalopez
No lady, I'm not familiar with the corner with the McDonald's and the Valero...BC THERES PROBABLY 650 OF THEM IN THE CITY!
Laura Lopez
@lauraaaalopez
Old man opening the door in his tighty whites...I guess that's one of the occupational hazards of working at a hotel. #grodie
Laura Lopez
@lauraaaalopez
I'm just always gonna be a vodka kind of girl. End of story.
Laura Lopez
@lauraaaalopez
Eating cookies before I go out, that's how I pregame.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
