The Man From Utopia (moldyoldfart): The doctor dilated my cervix today and now my pussy has to wear a super dark monocle to protect it from the sun. [Face with Monocle]

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The Man From Utopia @moldyoldfart

The doctor dilated my cervix today and now my pussy has to wear a super dark monocle to protect it from the sun.

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