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SarahMcPants
@sarahmcpants
My first lasagna, I canβt tell if itβs over cooked or notβ¦ but it tastes great.
Merry Christmas! pic.twitter.com/sGcRBDUGZz
Merry Christmas! pic.twitter.com/sGcRBDUGZz
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SarahMcPants
@sarahmcpants
OR YOU CAN OPEN WITH NORTH AMERICAN SCUM THATS FINE TOO @TheBonfireSXM
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SarahMcPants
@sarahmcpants
@tc_az Wow Iβm so sorry, that is horrible. Sending love and good vibes. Hope she has a speedy and full recovery.
SarahMcPants
@sarahmcpants
Please please let Lindsey Graham come out at the end of this speech.
SarahMcPants
@sarahmcpants
Heβs trying to remove my toes, so he must be feeling a little better. Dick. pic.twitter.com/aocnK5UZPe
SarahMcPants
@sarahmcpants
Should I pretend to be disgusted by my husbandβs 39 year old face in the morning or save it for his 40th birthday?
SarahMcPants
@sarahmcpants
Does arresting a whole family count as a #LivePD Christmas special?
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SarahMcPants
@sarahmcpants
@BenningtonShow @GailAaann Thinking of you, much love
SarahMcPants
@sarahmcpants
So Mr McP got a fancy new job and we are moving to North Carolina. This is my last week at work.
SarahMcPants
@sarahmcpants
He turned 13 and decided he needed his own room. pic.twitter.com/c7PNi9xvzD
SarahMcPants
@sarahmcpants
@TheBonfireSXM Iβve seen it but I might need to rewatch it now
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
