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@sarahmcpants
We set up a campaign finance system that requires you to be a ruthless asshole to succeed & are surprised to have 2 sociopaths at the top.
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SarahMcPants
@sarahmcpants
I wasn't on board but then they brought out balloons. #DemsInPhilly #DemsInPhilly
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SarahMcPants
@sarahmcpants
@sarahmcpants You also look like Jailbird Barbie...your accessories would be a nail file and soap on a rope. #DoingTime
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SarahMcPants
@sarahmcpants
Not having kids fucking rules.
SarahMcPants
@sarahmcpants
12 pack raspberry seltzer + 1 bag glade cat litter + explosive heat = Very fragrant mud pie in the trunk of my car
SarahMcPants
@sarahmcpants
@ber_kett @CrystalinCLE Did you just somehow become even less interested in men?
SarahMcPants
@sarahmcpants
Consistently late cause employers like consistency.
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SarahMcPants
@sarahmcpants
The zoo is a client, so this afternoon we are going to go see the elephants before their exhibit opens. My job rules.
SarahMcPants
@sarahmcpants
Wishing @TheBonfireSXM counselor @sarahmcpants a very Happy Birthday!!
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SarahMcPants
@sarahmcpants
This lady doesn't use commas, so she thanks herself at the end of every email.
SarahMcPants
@sarahmcpants
I can't wait for the @JebBush vs @realDonaldTrump celebrity boxing match in 2018.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
