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Ted Travelstead
@trumpetcake
This is the year I draw a line in the sand.
[Conquering my fear of sticks, and my fear of beaches.]
[Conquering my fear of sticks, and my fear of beaches.]
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Ted Travelstead
@trumpetcake
Forgot to monetize my brand.
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Ted Travelstead
@trumpetcake
Snuck a Sloppy Joe into the trampoline park and a few folks are upset.
Ted Travelstead
@trumpetcake
My barber and I engage in such an elaborate handshake that the haircut is now part of it.
Ted Travelstead
@trumpetcake
Couldnβt figure out why I was bombing so hard at karaoke until I realized it was a city council meeting.
Ted Travelstead
@trumpetcake
Delivered 90 lbs. of steamed okra to the American Girl Cafe and never got a thank you note.
Ted Travelstead
@trumpetcake
My step-niece, Ascotch, just screamed when I walked in the room because she thought I was a "fat Casper."
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Ted Travelstead
@trumpetcake
I can only be intimate when someoneβs playing a slide whistle.
Ted Travelstead
@trumpetcake
On every car on the block. #Richard pic.twitter.com/TKROg6URsj
Ted Travelstead
@trumpetcake
If you're suffering I hope the new year brings you relief. May love and hope prevail in 2018.
Ted Travelstead
@trumpetcake
@MorganCline We all have our dead fiddle player, so I can truly relate.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
