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Jason Mxyzptlk
@unkiejayjay
Maybe there was a lightning deal on mustache bleach #antoniobrown
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Jason Mxyzptlk
@unkiejayjay
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Jason Mxyzptlk
@unkiejayjay
People ghost you, then get spooked when you ghost them back, boo
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Jason Mxyzptlk
@unkiejayjay
Hey you, yes you, cmere
*grabs your face gently with both hands, leans in and whispers*
ₛₜₒₚ ₕᵢₜₜᵢₙ𝓰 ₜₕₑ ᵦᵣₑₐₖ… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
*grabs your face gently with both hands, leans in and whispers*
ₛₜₒₚ ₕᵢₜₜᵢₙ𝓰 ₜₕₑ ᵦᵣₑₐₖ… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Jason Mxyzptlk
@unkiejayjay
Help me settle a disagreement..
What does mean?
What does mean?
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Jason Mxyzptlk
@unkiejayjay
Battleship for when you need a divorce but you don’t have time to play a full game of monopoly.
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Jason Mxyzptlk
@unkiejayjay
#WhatIfINeverHad apply for an adoption? pic.twitter.com/RckgcRToaz
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Jason Mxyzptlk
@unkiejayjay
This Valentine’s Day, give your girl what she really wants: a train.
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Jason Mxyzptlk
@unkiejayjay
@DarkInjustices It all comes out the same in the end ... unless it's Progresso New England Clam Chowder. Then things are... weird.
Jason Mxyzptlk
@unkiejayjay
The people who mass RT are probably so pissed about this new update
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Jason Mxyzptlk
@unkiejayjay
group chat with my friends and all my VNs have the squeaky shoe sound
It’s a long story why they’re squeaky but… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
It’s a long story why they’re squeaky but… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
