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Jason Mxyzptlk
@unkiejayjay
#JustStickWithMeAnd shun the non-believer! pic.twitter.com/Fuc3B2ZDw6
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Jason Mxyzptlk
@unkiejayjay
#TheFunnyThingAboutMixedMessages I want 40% bigger please cuz I'm going at math pic.twitter.com/wRZYJZzleC
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Jason Mxyzptlk
@unkiejayjay
#HowIGot86d
I canβt stay sober and quarantined at the same time..... yβall gotta pick one. π€· pic.twitter.com/Lsdm3TnYGV
I canβt stay sober and quarantined at the same time..... yβall gotta pick one. π€· pic.twitter.com/Lsdm3TnYGV
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Jason Mxyzptlk
@unkiejayjay
#EverythingIsBetterWhen you don't give a fuck.
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Jason Mxyzptlk
@unkiejayjay
Waiter: Can I see your ID?
Me: I didn't order any alcohol.
Waiter: It's for the Senior discount.
#RudeQuestions
Me: I didn't order any alcohol.
Waiter: It's for the Senior discount.
#RudeQuestions
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Jason Mxyzptlk
@unkiejayjay
#IRefuseToApologizeFor the mushy wushy person that I am... pic.twitter.com/2AXS32zdnp
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Jason Mxyzptlk
@unkiejayjay
Ending the night with @AdamSandler's tribute to Chris Farley. #SNL pic.twitter.com/FW1KkIETFu
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Jason Mxyzptlk
@unkiejayjay
I don't appreciate your lack of sarcasm.
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Jason Mxyzptlk
@unkiejayjay
Your face. #ThingsIDontWantToHave
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Jason Mxyzptlk
@unkiejayjay
Cat... Cat... Tits... Cat... Dick?! #ThoughtsWhileScrollingTheInternet
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Jason Mxyzptlk
@unkiejayjay
#OverjoyedWhen I saw it snowing in Seattle!
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
