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Jason Mxyzptlk
@unkiejayjay
#IFoundALetterThatSaid Do you like me? Hmm, how should I respond. pic.twitter.com/JgRaOU68q3
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Jason Mxyzptlk
@unkiejayjay
Hello folks!! Let's play...
#MoviesThatAreCold
pic.twitter.com/RHTJkCSGTE
#MoviesThatAreCold
pic.twitter.com/RHTJkCSGTE
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Jason Mxyzptlk
@unkiejayjay
"Only?" Might be nice to have only one regret. Nice... and boring.
#MyOnlyRegretIs
#MyOnlyRegretIs
Jason Mxyzptlk
@unkiejayjay
So Friday is blow job for Allah since I save butt sex for Jesus on Saturdays
bring it you haters
bring it you haters
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Jason Mxyzptlk
@unkiejayjay
But... I muted you. Why are you still showing up on my feed?
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Jason Mxyzptlk
@unkiejayjay
I could literally see me humping your leg, so there's that.
It's a wet horny compliment
It's a wet horny compliment
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Jason Mxyzptlk
@unkiejayjay
People posting Facebook links
Awwwww
You innocent little dumbasses
Awwwww
You innocent little dumbasses
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Jason Mxyzptlk
@unkiejayjay
Extra batteries
#ThingsInMyUtilityBelt
#ThingsInMyUtilityBelt
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Jason Mxyzptlk
@unkiejayjay
Joey doesn't share guys!
#2018FriendsPlots
#2018FriendsPlots
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Jason Mxyzptlk
@unkiejayjay
#IMayNotBePerfectBut neither are you.
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Jason Mxyzptlk
@unkiejayjay
@JMoney731 The liberal use of heavy curtains to never be drawn so the light of day doesn't attempt to peak through?
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
