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John LoPriore
@J_LoPriore
@LoHeezyy @FatKidDeals Damn! let's go halves girl
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John LoPriore
@J_LoPriore
I really wish there was a show called Vineβs Most Unlikely Couples cause @J_LoPriore and I would be the stars of it
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John LoPriore
@J_LoPriore
They said this was a rebuilding year for the Yankees, maybe they meant rebuilding the shelf to fit another World Series trophy #NYY
John LoPriore
@J_LoPriore
What happens in vegas.....prays for vegas. Lord, help us to be different, this can't continue.
John LoPriore
@J_LoPriore
@DannyLoPriore Super Gay Jim
John LoPriore
@J_LoPriore
Doctor: "How are you feeling?"
Me: "ok I guess."
Doctor: "Dizziness?"
Me: "No"
Doctor: "Shortness of breath?"
Me: "no, just of penis"
Me: "ok I guess."
Doctor: "Dizziness?"
Me: "No"
Doctor: "Shortness of breath?"
Me: "no, just of penis"
John LoPriore
@J_LoPriore
As if we didn't know this was the face of a chronic masturbator pic.twitter.com/Ah2fciGjZP
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John LoPriore
@J_LoPriore
@miel Hahaha I did until you broke my heart and unfollowed me on vine 8 years ago I was shattered I've been in therapy since
John LoPriore
@J_LoPriore
I never match on tinder, I assume women are just intimidated because I'm a sex symbol and figure they have no shot...I just wanna be normal
John LoPriore
@J_LoPriore
If butt cheeks are called glutes, can you eat ass if you're gluten free?
John LoPriore
@J_LoPriore
I single handedly made Owl City - Fireflies cool again, thru hard work and perseverance I resurrected it from the grave...God Tier Power
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
