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John LoPriore
@J_LoPriore
I feel like a dudes bhole should be called a male box
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John LoPriore
@J_LoPriore
Been tryna find a Coca Cola bottle with my name on it but none of them say "Daddy"
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John LoPriore
@J_LoPriore
I always love seeing this across my phone. @J_LoPriore pic.twitter.com/UV2uVjVX76
Retweet of status by @GingerWesson
John LoPriore
@J_LoPriore
@JCyrus must be green tea cause your album is money girl don't tell ya momma child
John LoPriore
@J_LoPriore
Circle? Pffft Girl please ...call me when you can throw that ass in a tetrahedron
John LoPriore
@J_LoPriore
If fiber helps you shit, is it called fiber optics because you see shit better?
John LoPriore
@J_LoPriore
Still 0-2 vs Eli tho
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John LoPriore
@J_LoPriore
I lost my virginity to "Owl City - Fireflies" in a Ford Windstar to my 67 year old Guatemalan babysitter and it's all been downhill since
John LoPriore
@J_LoPriore
RIP George Michael... another legend falls victim to 2016
John LoPriore
@J_LoPriore
The fear of being in small or tight spaces is called being " "CLAUStrophobic" yet Santas fat ass has no problem going down chimneys
John LoPriore
@J_LoPriore
If I just drink vodka and cranberry juice all day on thanksgiving is that an acceptable dinner? It does have cranberry in it technically
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
