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John LoPriore
@J_LoPriore
Keep your heads up guys, vine may be shutting down but we still have musical.ly #GodisGood
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John LoPriore
@J_LoPriore
Wow they found security footage....they put the gun right in her mouth pic.twitter.com/XPawYuvRUO
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John LoPriore
@J_LoPriore
I just spent $10 on PokΓ©mon Go at 5 am because I ran out of poke balls and didn't wanna lose a Haunter.....I'm 30.
John LoPriore
@J_LoPriore
If Donald Trump really wants to make America great again he would make Bernie Sanders his VP...win the election and then resign
John LoPriore
@J_LoPriore
She's not pregnant, but I'm tryna give her a baby shower
John LoPriore
@J_LoPriore
"Don't pop caps, pop tarts"
LoPriore '17
LoPriore '17
John LoPriore
@J_LoPriore
@J_LoPriore exactly!
Retweet of status by @KindlyMyers
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John LoPriore
@J_LoPriore
I think I'm ready to lose my virginity, No! I know I'm ready! but I just need to find the right girl who's gentle and won't break my heart
John LoPriore
@J_LoPriore
My biggest pet peeve is women who hit on me and lie about having huge vaginas....... yea that's what they all say
John LoPriore
@J_LoPriore
After making love to Oprah, I'm ruined sexually, no girl will ever satisfy me like that glorious queen....but you know what? No regrets
John LoPriore
@J_LoPriore
I was gonna give myself a HJ last night but I fell asleep.... sigh...."the one that got away"
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
