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John LoPriore
@J_LoPriore
Odell is dating Khloe Kardashian?...the Giants already 0-1 and the season ain't even start yet
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John LoPriore
@J_LoPriore
Why won't Brittany Furlan love me back
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John LoPriore
@J_LoPriore
Girls who love pop tarts
John LoPriore
@J_LoPriore
Thank you drunk me. Also you were right about the bank thing pic.twitter.com/1o64rvQKIR
John LoPriore
@J_LoPriore
I just wanna do 69 by the ocean with the woman of my dreams while a mariachi band plays Owl City - Fireflies ..is that too much to ask???
John LoPriore
@J_LoPriore
First McGregor loses, now the Warriors? Hopefully this is a trend of improbable loses that continues and I can lose my virginity finally
John LoPriore
@J_LoPriore
I will be Irish tonight for the notorious fight
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John LoPriore
@J_LoPriore
This is my worst fear pic.twitter.com/9BRRz55rcp
John LoPriore
@J_LoPriore
Happy Valentine's Day babe @Oprah
John LoPriore
@J_LoPriore
When she's over 6 ft...............from me when I'm watching football
John LoPriore
@J_LoPriore
My wedding song is for sure gonna be Owl City - Fireflies.... and instead of doves, when we kiss I'm gonna release 10 million fireflies
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
