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Geoffrey βοΈ
@AlexMyerscough
Ant and Dec kill me off
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Geoffrey βοΈ
@AlexMyerscough
Asked my dad if he wanted to go to the cinemas tomorrow and watch Deadpool, his response "Ask your mother to see if I can"
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Geoffrey βοΈ
@AlexMyerscough
The romance after you steal someone's whore girlfriend twitter.com/jezzamcconnellβ¦
Geoffrey βοΈ
@AlexMyerscough
Literally 100% cannot wait for Creamfields this year watching my videos from last year
Geoffrey βοΈ
@AlexMyerscough
Need to stop spending money
Geoffrey βοΈ
@AlexMyerscough
Waiting for a reply and not getting anything for hours
Geoffrey βοΈ
@AlexMyerscough
Some guy came into work today with his laptop and he pressed on a frequent link on Internet and it was pure fanny and naked girls
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Geoffrey βοΈ
@AlexMyerscough
"Has he had a blow dry with the same people as Gemma?"
Geoffrey βοΈ
@AlexMyerscough
I had to do the sign at work today and look how I did the 'S' pic.twitter.com/vhSxNxOMsH
Geoffrey βοΈ
@AlexMyerscough
Fine fuck off and don't reply
Geoffrey βοΈ
@AlexMyerscough
Pisses me off how people overuse . Like, 'just bought a candle' 'fresh socks' 'goodnight texts'
No, fucking stop it now.
No, fucking stop it now.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
