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Al Al Alex
@AlexMyerscough
Prince popped pills to stay awake for 154 hours? That's ridiculous & everyone's like "can't believe he's dead" I can if he did that
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Geoffrey βοΈ
@AlexMyerscough
People who wear a blazer, and then a fucking t-shirt underneath it on a night out kill me off. It looks ridiculous
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Geoffrey βοΈ
@AlexMyerscough
My no carb diet is going well, I bought a Subway drunk last night, didn't eat it just slept next to it next to my head
Geoffrey βοΈ
@AlexMyerscough
My throat is so sore
Geoffrey βοΈ
@AlexMyerscough
When you see dogs that have been found on Facebook and people like "Please share to find owners" and I'm like "Yeah I'll have him"
Geoffrey βοΈ
@AlexMyerscough
Can @emelisande please release more music
Geoffrey βοΈ
@AlexMyerscough
A guy was in the gym on a bike drinking coffee, he was sipping it from his cup like it was water and it's normal to do. Coffee in the gym
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@AlexMyerscough
My brother opened the fridge and said "Why are we living like peasants?" Cos everything was healthy in the fridge
Geoffrey βοΈ
@AlexMyerscough
When you see people going on about snakes and they're the biggest ones
Geoffrey βοΈ
@AlexMyerscough
Someone could've stabbed you in the neck and that one friend would still be like 'they've done nothing wrong to me'
Retweet of status by @kaytigray
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@AlexMyerscough
Wish I didn't have to set my alarm for tomorrow
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
