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Al Al Alex
@AlexMyerscough
Every morning I try brushing my tongue, it never ends well I always end up gagging and nearly throwing up
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Al Al Alex
@AlexMyerscough
People who do beauty pageants and all of a sudden become really charitable, be nice if you did that all year round wouldn't it
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Al Al Alex
@AlexMyerscough
There literally so many emoji's to chose from a dunno where to start sometimes and I always end up using the exact same ones
Al Al Alex
@AlexMyerscough
Am not even joking but Into You by Arianna Grande is my favourite song at the moment and I was walking up my street singing it
Al Al Alex
@AlexMyerscough
Is this picture real? pic.twitter.com/rLT41LKuq6
Al Al Alex
@AlexMyerscough
Cannot believe how much @emmerdale are nailing Ashley's situation. So beautifully done
Al Al Alex
@AlexMyerscough
It's so nice when you get a new match on tinder then they unmatch you straight away, thanks for the failed second evaluation of me
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Al Al Alex
@AlexMyerscough
When someone is wearing camouflage but none of your friends are around to make the joke that you can't see them
Al Al Alex
@AlexMyerscough
What is with these "How Italians" do something pictures, literally killing me off
Al Al Alex
@AlexMyerscough
When you drop one of these on the floor and you don't know whether to cry or just cry pic.twitter.com/2OKlHH9JeQ
Al Al Alex
@AlexMyerscough
Looks like I could be going London for New Years
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
