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Al Al Alex
@AlexMyerscough
I can relate to this song so much cos I've been out the last two Friday's and I never go out on a Friday
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Al Al Alex
@AlexMyerscough
I still find it funny that if I tell my dog to go away he doesn't understand but if I tell him to fuck off he goes away
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Al Al Alex
@AlexMyerscough
If we leave the EU I want the tax to go down cos I don't fancy being paid Β£2000 and getting taxed Β£400 - all the bonus I earned
Al Al Alex
@AlexMyerscough
Trying to have a social life right now is well hard cos of work etc, good job no one invites me out apart from Saturday's to get drunk
Al Al Alex
@AlexMyerscough
Renee is laughing at Bears comment but it's true
Al Al Alex
@AlexMyerscough
I don't understand why Tom Daley gets so much press when he's never won an Olympic gold and there are better divers pic.twitter.com/tRrum7CEFs
Al Al Alex
@AlexMyerscough
Why is there no healthy takeaways
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Al Al Alex
@AlexMyerscough
"Girl I like" 4 days, 4 days
Al Al Alex
@AlexMyerscough
Seconded assistant manager for 2 months at work
Al Al Alex
@AlexMyerscough
Really wanna get a new car but insurance is fucking expensive with anything 1.4 litre or higher
Al Al Alex
@AlexMyerscough
My eyes are so black cos am tired pic.twitter.com/LmCPgloliq
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
