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Goldilocks
@Goldishocks
Day off tomorrow
Can't decide whether to drop a track, or visit the local garden centre
Can't decide whether to drop a track, or visit the local garden centre
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Goldilocks
@Goldishocks
IDEA: A spring-loaded Pringles cans, like a PEZ dispenser.
You're welcome, motherfuckers.
You're welcome, motherfuckers.
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Goldilocks
@Goldishocks
New Head & Shoulders Men Ultra collection with high performance booster
Designed for Men pic.twitter.com/A8kvveDAvC
Designed for Men pic.twitter.com/A8kvveDAvC
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Goldilocks
@Goldishocks
Breakfast in bed pic.twitter.com/YDrrRIJZki
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Goldilocks
@Goldishocks
These penguins are so free pic.twitter.com/yLo1FBIh20
Goldilocks
@Goldishocks
A cat lady pic.twitter.com/b2tIu1ePZw
Goldilocks
@Goldishocks
When you come home and bae has made nachos
And then you remember you're single, in Taco Bell, being asked to leave for not wearing pants
And then you remember you're single, in Taco Bell, being asked to leave for not wearing pants
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Goldilocks
@Goldishocks
Goldilocks
@Goldishocks
The answer to the question "What is the meaning of life?" is sex.
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Goldilocks
@Goldishocks
Lovely Owls pic.twitter.com/LsHXlAY9wu
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Goldilocks
@Goldishocks
Looking forward to a heavenly weekend... pic.twitter.com/2U8Ccp120v
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
