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Goldilocks
@Goldishocks
I need to get my birthday suit taken in.
Retweet of status by @SwedishCanary
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Goldilocks
@Goldishocks
List of Beasts I Have Punched:
pregnant coyote
sewer goose
baby alligator
squirrel (rabid)
squirrel (flying)
neighbor's dog
pregnant coyote
sewer goose
baby alligator
squirrel (rabid)
squirrel (flying)
neighbor's dog
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Goldilocks
@Goldishocks
"You're so you, lol"
I don't know how to be anything else
I don't know how to be anything else
Retweet of status by @MadamBetteNoire
Goldilocks
@Goldishocks
Hey, honey. Good news. Turns out it wasn't schizophrenia, just PMS
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Goldilocks
@Goldishocks
Goldilocks
@Goldishocks
Happy Halloween!! pic.twitter.com/3qpAM8yMIw
Goldilocks
@Goldishocks
Screw your scary clowns, spiders and black cats, my dad just requested to friend me on Facebook.
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@Goldishocks
I've just pulled out the fridge freezer and invented a new Graze Box filling.
Retweet of status by @dawneywawney
Goldilocks
@Goldishocks
If a woman wants to have sex with 100 men that's fine by me. I just wish she'd stop doing it on my front lawn!! #haha #curveball #wacky
Goldilocks
@Goldishocks
The footprints of a killer .
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@Goldishocks
It's not a kiss emoji, it actually represents the outer rectal area of a rather large cat.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
