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@Goldishocks
This is how octopuses are born pic.twitter.com/NlDgmrKhQw
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@Goldishocks
My whole generation seems to think they're owed something just for existing...
Good luck with that.
Good luck with that.
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Never feel guilty over the luxury of pleasure.
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Goldilocks
@Goldishocks
@mesajom I will just have some Irish forget the whiskey
Goldilocks
@Goldishocks
Love is just a word that convinces men they're the only ones that are horny.
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Goldilocks
@Goldishocks
People that pay for followers and /RTs are the same ones with a spoiler on a four door Hyundai.
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Goldilocks
@Goldishocks
New TV series for 2017:
Historical dress up thingy
Young beach twats
Ant and Dec fest
Squirrel watch
Historical dress up thingy
Young beach twats
Ant and Dec fest
Squirrel watch
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Half past dead
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@Goldishocks
@DSLikesIt I quite like the sound of yours
Goldilocks
@Goldishocks
You had me at nine pork pies
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Goldilocks
@Goldishocks
Man thrown out for shitting in the urinals.
#XFactor pic.twitter.com/I2l8W3PACP
#XFactor pic.twitter.com/I2l8W3PACP
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...but wait! There's more!
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
