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Goldilocks
@Goldishocks
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Goldilocks
@Goldishocks
INSPIRATIONAL TWEET:
Don't blame your tweets as the reason for being unfollowed.
It might be because you're an awful, awful person.
Don't blame your tweets as the reason for being unfollowed.
It might be because you're an awful, awful person.
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Goldilocks
@Goldishocks
I love the way my man's manhood looks in these new brightly coloured condoms .
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@Goldishocks
I bought a new peach air freshener for my office and now all I can think about is eating some of these pic.twitter.com/BSms1qWLpF
Goldilocks
@Goldishocks
Imagine thinking you'd found 'The One', then discovering they used the wrong loose/lose in a Facebook status update.
Retweet of status by @dawneywawney
Goldilocks
@Goldishocks
If your here to feel important
Retweet of status by @flashytrash
Goldilocks
@Goldishocks
Please meet my even creepier flatmate pic.twitter.com/ZVvOIjnvBo
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@Goldishocks
10 Lucky Cloverfield Lane #MakeAFilmThinkItsIrish
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@Goldishocks
Oldest son: Y'know. I've never had a woman throw a drink in my face.
Me: Is that like a bucket list thing for you?
Me: Is that like a bucket list thing for you?
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Goldilocks
@Goldishocks
I tried to fight them off with a stick but the stick just broke
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@Goldishocks
Step Brothers
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
