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Kintinue
@Kintinue
πͺ Tip of the morning to ye!
Happy St. Patrick's day, what an amazing time to a tip your favorite Fanhouse creatβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Happy St. Patrick's day, what an amazing time to a tip your favorite Fanhouse creatβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Kintinue
@Kintinue
Itβs still fall so rolling in the leaves is okay, right?
Stripes seems to think it is.
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Stripes seems to think it is.
pic.twitter.com/S0q2rui1Rv
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Kintinue
@Kintinue
Do you know why you can never find bigfoot in Europe?
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Because they use the metric system over there!
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Because they use the metric system over there!
Kintinue
@Kintinue
I started a dating website for chickens.
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Itβs not my regular jobβ¦I just do it to help hens meet!
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Itβs not my regular jobβ¦I just do it to help hens meet!
Kintinue
@Kintinue
"Yeah, my girlfriend and I are exclusive right now."
"Oh, you're exclusive?"
"Yeah. Just on XBox and PS at the moment."
"Oh, you're exclusive?"
"Yeah. Just on XBox and PS at the moment."
Kintinue
@Kintinue
I think my house is haunted by the ghost of a dead chicken.
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I may have a poultrygeist and need an eggsorcist!
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I may have a poultrygeist and need an eggsorcist!
Kintinue
@Kintinue
Doctor: Sorry, we had to remove your colon.
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Me Why?
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Me Why?
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Kintinue
@Kintinue
What letter begins with the letter βEβ and ends with the letter βEβ and only has one letter in between?
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Envelope
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Envelope
Kintinue
@Kintinue
I'll tell ya...
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Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.
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Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.
Kintinue
@Kintinue
I just finished writing a book on snakes.
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It would have been a lot easier to write on paper!
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It would have been a lot easier to write on paper!
Kintinue
@Kintinue
Two trees got arrested in my town.
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The police heard they were up to some shady business!
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The police heard they were up to some shady business!
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
