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Kintinue
@Kintinue
What kind of music do balloons listen to?
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Pop!
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Pop!
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Kintinue
@Kintinue
What does a clock do when it is hungry?
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It goes back four seconds!
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It goes back four seconds!
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@Kintinue
What do you call a broken can opener?
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A can't opener!
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A can't opener!
Kintinue
@Kintinue
What kind of essays do dogs write?
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Ruff drafts!
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Ruff drafts!
Kintinue
@Kintinue
How do you organize a space party?
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You planet!
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You planet!
Kintinue
@Kintinue
One tectonic plate bumps into another and says,
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Oh, my fault!
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Oh, my fault!
Kintinue
@Kintinue
Moderators are the back bone of a stream so to show my appreciation, I'm replacing my entire real baโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Retweet of status by @PlayWithJambo
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@Kintinue
Why do cows have hooves and not feet?
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Because they lactose!
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Because they lactose!
Kintinue
@Kintinue
I have a fear of driving through tunnels with multiple people in the car.
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Doc says it is carpool tunnel syndrome!
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Doc says it is carpool tunnel syndrome!
Kintinue
@Kintinue
True story
My dad was carrying a light fixture down the stairs.
Me: Do you want help with that?
Dad: No, it is
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Light!
My dad was carrying a light fixture down the stairs.
Me: Do you want help with that?
Dad: No, it is
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Light!
Kintinue
@Kintinue
You can't plant flowers...
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If you haven't botany!
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If you haven't botany!
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
