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Kintinue
@Kintinue
What starts with a "w" and ends with a "t"
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It really does!
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It really does!
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Kintinue
@Kintinue
Was watching Star Wars last night and got to thinking: Does the DeathStar have a shopping district?
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A Darth Mall if you will.
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A Darth Mall if you will.
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Kintinue
@Kintinue
What has five toes but isnβt your foot?
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My foot!
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My foot!
Kintinue
@Kintinue
How do you make a water bed more bouncy?
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You use spring water!
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You use spring water!
Kintinue
@Kintinue
What do you call people that take care of hens?
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Chicken Tenders!
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Chicken Tenders!
Kintinue
@Kintinue
What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?
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Envelope!
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Envelope!
Kintinue
@Kintinue
How do farmers edit their photos?
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They crop them!
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They crop them!
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Kintinue
@Kintinue
What teacher never farts in public?
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A private tooter
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A private tooter
Kintinue
@Kintinue
Whatβs the opposite of Disney?
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Dat knee!
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Dat knee!
Kintinue
@Kintinue
Surprisingly, rainbows don't weigh as much as people think.
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They're actually pretty light!
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They're actually pretty light!
Kintinue
@Kintinue
If Iβm holding a bee, what lies in my eyes?
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Beauty. Because beauty lies in the eyes of the beeholder!
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Beauty. Because beauty lies in the eyes of the beeholder!
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
