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Kintinue
@Kintinue
My brother had to quit his job as a weightlifter because he wasn't strong enough.
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He handed in his too weak notice yesterday.
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He handed in his too weak notice yesterday.
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Kintinue
@Kintinue
You should always fear a pirate duck
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He has the power to unleash the quackin!
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He has the power to unleash the quackin!
Kintinue
@Kintinue
The financial sector of American healthcare is literal theft
Kintinue
@Kintinue
I get the suspicion someone is adding glue to my weapons.
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I canβt prove it but Iβm sticking to my guns!
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I canβt prove it but Iβm sticking to my guns!
Kintinue
@Kintinue
What did the ear of corn say when itβs clothes fell off?
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Ah, shucks!
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Ah, shucks!
Kintinue
@Kintinue
Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar...
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You canβt tell me thatβs just a coincidence.
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You canβt tell me thatβs just a coincidence.
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Kintinue
@Kintinue
How often do I like jokes about Chemistry?
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Periodically
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Periodically
Kintinue
@Kintinue
What do you call a retired miner?
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Doug
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Doug
Kintinue
@Kintinue
@Kintinue OK, You asked for it....
I installed a new Spam Filter
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Now my coffee tastes horrid.
I installed a new Spam Filter
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Now my coffee tastes horrid.
Retweet of status by @Mechagenide
Kintinue
@Kintinue
I yelled into a colander...
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Now my voice is a bit strained!
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Now my voice is a bit strained!
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
