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DirtyConfessional®
@That_Eggplant
“@kenziii_3: pic.twitter.com/gFq5ILp4dl”
SO COOL
SO COOL
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@That_Eggplant
"When my boyfriend and I shower together, he almost always hangs the towel on his "
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DirtyConfessional®
@That_Eggplant
Just because we have a perfect love doesn't mean we never fight... And just because we fight doesn't make our love any less perfect.
DirtyConfessional®
@That_Eggplant
Who is watching the Macy's day parade? Kinky boots? Lol really? What is going on right now?
DirtyConfessional®
@That_Eggplant
"BIGGEST PET PEEVE: he won't eat the ! I don't understand why!! I wash and keep my kitty clean, I promise "
DirtyConfessional®
@That_Eggplant
@NG_MilSO you missed 5
DirtyConfessional®
@That_Eggplant
RT @validosta: “@EmojiDictionary: Emoji:
Def: A depiction of the male penis
Sent: Ericslapped Jessica for eating his left over Taco Bell”…
Def: A depiction of the male penis
Sent: Ericslapped Jessica for eating his left over Taco Bell”…
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DirtyConfessional®
@That_Eggplant
"Reading all these tweets is making me wanna go fuck my boyfriend "
DirtyConfessional®
@That_Eggplant
Whoever RT this will get a shoutout, I started a drunk confessionals page... GO FOLLOW. And help promote!!! DM!
@drunkconfess1
FOLLOW
@drunkconfess1
FOLLOW
DirtyConfessional®
@That_Eggplant
"My FWB was an RA and once one of his residents pounded on the door and yelled "we can hear you!!" "
WHERE ISNT THERE A TROPHY EMOJI?!
WHERE ISNT THERE A TROPHY EMOJI?!
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
