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Ideally my next dog will be a female Bernese mountain dog named Bernice
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Fucking DEAD true shit pic.twitter.com/5Agp8dvVTn
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Best thing on the Internet pic.twitter.com/uz2u0lpqcm
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You don't know true love until you've had a baby.
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I'm a weirdo and I can't fucking help it. And I won't apologize either.
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I'm miserable and can't sleep
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#TrueLife I'm addicted to deep cleaning my house
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This girl at Starbucks had "Amber, Army Spouse" embroidered on her apron
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While we're at it:
I fucking HATE the movie "Elf".
I fucking HATE the movie "Elf".
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Im not even sorry... If my husband/fiancé whatever denied OUR child at any point, he would be GONE. No DNA test needed... BYE.
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Back to the candles.. I also put the extra wax into labeled baggies so my husband can melt his favorite scents when I'm not here
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...but wait! There's more!
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
