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Ms.Eggplant™
@That_Eggplant
"Promised fiancé tonight that we could try anal again. Never seen a man so happy. #lubeandmargaritas anyone? "-OHIO
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Ms.Eggplant™
@That_Eggplant
I need a hug, some alcohol and some dick.
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Ms.Eggplant™
@That_Eggplant
Don't let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game
Ms.Eggplant™
@That_Eggplant
@That_Eggplant since before the lube and margaritas tweet. I think that's how it went
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Ms.Eggplant™
@That_Eggplant
@That_Eggplant I want "you can't deep throat a titty" tattooed on my body somewhere in another language so it looks graceful
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Ms.Eggplant™
@That_Eggplant
I want this bedroom pic.twitter.com/uputyN7fKC
Ms.Eggplant™
@That_Eggplant
Guys we kept Betty white through all of 2016.
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Ms.Eggplant™
@That_Eggplant
My husband is one of those kids who's parents never made him do chores growing up and now getting him to do chores is a pain in the ass
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Ms.Eggplant™
@That_Eggplant
Guys... Carrie fisher's mom is dead now too Aggie Cromwell from halloweentown...
Ms.Eggplant™
@That_Eggplant
Anyone else find it amusing when people try to be country that clearly aren't? Like boo thang I know you don't know how to do country right
Ms.Eggplant™
@That_Eggplant
"I need to be dicked down like seriously a huge one "
Oh girl, don't we all
Oh girl, don't we all
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
