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Ms.Eggplantโข
@That_Eggplant
"I hate when bf is my boobs & tries to get all of 1 in his mouth, then ends up biting me. Newsflash: You can't deep throat a titty."
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Ms.Eggplantโข
@That_Eggplant
Lmao "promposals" are stupid as shit. Seriously just pass a note or be cute. No need to go all out
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Ms.Eggplantโข
@That_Eggplant
Can we just take a minute to pray to the snow gods that this comes true?! for me? Please? pic.twitter.com/VLxTMrnpwW
Ms.Eggplantโข
@That_Eggplant
The cubs can be my team today. ITS THE WORLD SERIES. WE ALL GET TO PICK ONE. #BravesFanForLife #ImAllowedToLikeTheCubsToo
Ms.Eggplantโข
@That_Eggplant
#UnpopularOpinion I prefer thicker eyebrows. If yo eyebrows too thin, it makes me uncomfortable
Ms.Eggplantโข
@That_Eggplant
@MrsHollyParton great. They pulled another Atlanta. LOL not surprising
Ms.Eggplantโข
@That_Eggplant
@lylam1018 I miss you too
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Mrs.Eggplantโข
@That_Eggplant
Everyone saying love is dead because of Brangelina but do you not remember how they met?
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Mrs.Eggplantโข
@That_Eggplant
Twitter is where I get my inner bitch out #SorryNotSorry
Mrs.Eggplantโข
@That_Eggplant
Tomorrow is Friday and I'm so ready for the weekend. pic.twitter.com/M9nTNch8tL
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Mrs.Eggplantโข
@That_Eggplant
You know what makes me mad? Seeing people beg for a certain season to come around, and 3 days into that season beg for the next
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
