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@Tlapp1
My Twitter crush tattooed my AVI on his bum.
Now I feel like an ass
Now I feel like an ass
Retweet of status by @kerrilynn729
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@Tlapp1
It took 7 hours with the help of you all, we found him.
THANK YOU Thank you all so much. His wife isn't on hereโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
THANK YOU Thank you all so much. His wife isn't on hereโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
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@Tlapp1
Stop with the Christmas commercials, Halloween isnโt fucking over yet!
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@Tlapp1
@ItsShermBoy14 I'll pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today
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@Tlapp1
If these walls could talk, I'd go straight for the KILZ.
Retweet of status by @freedom2726
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@Tlapp1
All this bragging about tits and ass, all I saw was a fat ass and some udders.
Retweet of status by @thequeensheart
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Me: watcha wearin?
Her: A tampon.
-Married sext
Her: A tampon.
-Married sext
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Sorry about the sexting delay. I can't miss my fantasy football draft turn.
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A roll out of bed
No make up
Messy bun
Kind of day
# working from home
No make up
Messy bun
Kind of day
# working from home
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@Tlapp1
My child just extorted $5 from me for watering the plants
Retweet of status by @thequeensheart
...but wait! There's more!
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@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
