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copy & paste +upvote -downvote Me: I love you, I've always loved you, and I need to know how you feel about me?
Girl: <3
M: β€!
G: No, I rate you as less than a three.
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@Tlapp1
Hey, what's this..?
To do
To do
To do, to do, to do
To do, to dooo
Pink Panthers to do list..
Good luck not humming that one all day..
To do
To do
To do, to do, to do
To do, to dooo
Pink Panthers to do list..
Good luck not humming that one all day..
Retweet of status by @Bobbydazzler620
19 Apr 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Hey, what's this..?
To do
To do
To do, to do, to do
To do, to dooo
Pink Panthers to do list..
Good luck not humming that one all day.. π
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@Tlapp1
Imagine my disappointment when I realized today was not Thursday
19 Apr 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Imagine my disappointment when I realized today was not Thursday π
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@Tlapp1
You are a dream I wish would come true
Retweet of status by @thequeensheart
12 Apr 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote You are a dream I wish would come trueπ«
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@Tlapp1
If you stroke it more than twice.....
well, you're not very good at golf.
well, you're not very good at golf.
Retweet of status by @SouthernSassy5
22 Mar 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If you stroke it more than twice.....
well, you're not very good at golf.πβ³
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@Tlapp1
Roses are red
This holiday's shit.
The only gift I want
Is your tongue in my clit.
This holiday's shit.
The only gift I want
Is your tongue in my clit.
Retweet of status by @herprettybones
14 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Roses are red
This holiday's shit.
The only gift I want
Is your tongue in my clit.
πβ€οΈπβ€οΈπβ€οΈ
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@Tlapp1
Me: You're late.
Millennial CW: Are you threatening me? I feel bullied. I may snap the ethics line. They DO snap, right?
Me: Yes.
Millennial CW: Are you threatening me? I feel bullied. I may snap the ethics line. They DO snap, right?
Me: Yes.
Retweet of status by @patnspankme
10 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Me: You're late.
Millennial CW: Are you threatening me? I feel bullied. I may snap the ethics line. They DO snap, right?
Me: Yes. π
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@Tlapp1
Not to brag but Cookie monster says mines the best cookies he's ever tried
Retweet of status by @thevickster_sa
10 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Not to brag but Cookie monster says mines the best cookies he's ever tried π
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@Tlapp1
When you tweet
You're giving each of us a little glimpse into your mind
Thanks
You beautiful weirdo
You're giving each of us a little glimpse into your mind
Thanks
You beautiful weirdo
Retweet of status by @urmumsausername
04 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When you tweet
You're giving each of us a little glimpse into your mind
Thanks
You beautiful weirdo
β€οΈππππ
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@Tlapp1
Yes, it's Groundhog Day
I keep all 4 seasons of clothes in my car
#Michigan
I keep all 4 seasons of clothes in my car
#Michigan
Retweet of status by @bigdogjon11
02 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Yes, it's Groundhog Day
I keep all 4 seasons of clothes in my car
#Michiganβ€
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ