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*Still in bed
Brain: If Meatloaf eats meatloaf, is that cannibalism?
Me:
B: It may just cause a rip in the space-time continuum
M:
Brain: If Meatloaf eats meatloaf, is that cannibalism?
Me:
B: It may just cause a rip in the space-time continuum
M:
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Those days when you need a little roughness
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I have been doing kegels my entire life.. I feel like a nut cracker.
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Ladies, get your rack screen printed on the front of a pair of boxers for your man so he can dock in your cleavage all day long
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Being a trained chef means, YES , I Can cook
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*watching basketball*
Commentator : He's gotta penetrate
Me: That's what she said
Commentator : He's gotta penetrate
Me: That's what she said
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Thank you to All the Men and Women of the Military for their Service
Shout out to my Son USAF SSGT, You make me Proud Everyday-stay safe
Shout out to my Son USAF SSGT, You make me Proud Everyday-stay safe
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We didn't get our first woman president but at least we got our first orange one!
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...but wait! There's more!
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
