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copy & paste +upvote -downvote Orgasms so strong you'd swear he placed every single star in the night sky as a constant reminder of the bursts of light HE made you see.β¨π
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copy & paste +upvote -downvote The weather is shit, the snow is falling, let's go drive in itπ
-truckers...cuz that's our job to get y'all's stuff delivered
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Have fuck-it send on auto-pilot
You've been warned.
You've been warned.
Retweet of status by @OnceJayde
15 Jan 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Have fuck-it send on auto-pilot
You've been warned.
π
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H: If we win the lottery, I'm gonna get a naughty maid
M:
H: What? Fine you can get a pool boy
M: What numbers are we playing?
H: ....
M:
H: What? Fine you can get a pool boy
M: What numbers are we playing?
H: ....
Retweet of status by @tanderylea
13 Jan 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote H: If we win the lottery, I'm gonna get a naughty maid
M: π
H: What? Fine you can get a pool boy
M: What numbers are we playing?
H: ....
06 Jan 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote [Canadian war room]
*United States invasion plan:
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Gun control
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Lululemon yoga pants
βTim Horton's on every corner
Sir, we're on schedule.
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@Tlapp1
You're in charge, and you get to say what fits into your life and what doesn't: no apologies. Wonders unfold around awesome friends
Retweet of status by @legrant101
02 Jan 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote You're in charge, and you get to say what fits into your life and what doesn't: no apologies. Wonders unfold around awesome friendsπ
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@Tlapp1
Well its come to that time in my life where if you unfollow I unfollow if you block I block back
Cheers bitches
Cheers bitches
Retweet of status by @sarahk0906
15 Dec 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Well its come to that time in my life where if you unfollow I unfollow if you block I block back
Cheers bitches π»
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@Tlapp1 @Mulva74
I felt it & thought it was a dryer sheet & shook my leg until it fell out, with 6 longshoremen standing around
I felt it & thought it was a dryer sheet & shook my leg until it fell out, with 6 longshoremen standing around
Retweet of status by @rustygunter
15 Dec 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @Tlapp1 @Mulva74
I felt it & thought it was a dryer sheet & shook my leg until it fell out, with 6 longshoremen standing around π³πππ
11 Dec 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Dually,
You already take up one entire lane. Please stop forcing me outta mine.
Oh, and the spikes on your rims scare the fuck outta me. π±
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@Tlapp1
Happy Thanksgiving! Remember to wear your stretchy pants!
26 Nov 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote ππ Happy Thanksgiving! Remember to wear your stretchy pants! ππ
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@Tlapp1
Groupies, I am groupless for awhile cuz grounded... Lol, nawww cuz RL. Dig ya's, miss ya's. Will tap y'all when I can again ;)
, <3 JD
, <3 JD
Retweet of status by @Jedi_Daddy
20 Nov 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Groupies, I am groupless for awhile cuz grounded... Lol, nawww cuz RL. Dig ya's, miss ya's. Will tap y'all when I can again ;)
π₯π, <3 JD
...but wait! There's more!
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@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ