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Mr. Onederful®
@ericonederful
Did I pick up the books or did the books pick me up?
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Mr. Onederful®
@ericonederful
Since the pandemic started I stopped feeling bad about pushing the button to close elevator doors in peoples’ faces. Just doing my part.
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Mr. Onederful®
@ericonederful
Me: It wasn’t me.
Everyone: Your microphone lit up.
Me:
Everyone: Your microphone lit up.
Me:
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Mr. Onederful®
@ericonederful
The cool thing about dating someone that likes Cardi B is that you're going to have fun. But also you might die.
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Mr. Onederful®
@ericonederful
I got dressed to buy snacks pic.twitter.com/W0IFxyw2rh
Mr. Onederful®
@ericonederful
I thought my muffin tasted weird. I looked at it and the paper wrap had a bite out of it. How is your morning?
Mr. Onederful®
@ericonederful
Not going to lie. I didn’t think I would be talking about turnips all summer.
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Mr. Onederful®
@ericonederful
LeBron opened a school today. I bought a 99cent burrito using a credit card.
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Mr. Onederful®
@ericonederful
The cool thing about dating someone that likes Cardi B is that you're going to have fun. But also you might die.
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Mr. Onederful®
@ericonederful
I'm pretty sure you need a Donald Trump signed copy of the Bible to get into hell. Guess who is going to heaven?
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Mr. Onederful®
@ericonederful
Tenacious Jack Black pic.twitter.com/3Gto54c1AG
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
