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Mr. Onederful®
@ericonederful
I bet that person who discovered stevia was named Steve. Classic Steve.
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Mr. Onederful®
@ericonederful
On my way to Starbucks.
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Mr. Onederful®
@ericonederful
@ericonederful I actually spit out my drink when I read that... what's wrong w you?? Lol..
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Mr. Onederful®
@ericonederful
I don't bullshit. I like to ask the tough questions on dates. I asked a woman when was the last time she farted. She said she doesn't fart.
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Mr. Onederful®
@ericonederful
My six-year-old asked me why is the Internet so slow. When I was six there wasn't any Internet. I'm old as fuck.
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Mr. Onederful®
@ericonederful
My kids like their minestrone soup because it sounds like Minecraft. Whatever works.
Mr. Onederful®
@ericonederful
Jobs where a 30% approval rating won't get you fired:
Garbage man
Telemarketer
President
Garbage man
Telemarketer
President
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Mr. Onederful®
@ericonederful
I tried to look cool on a date and show pictures in my wallet and a bank statement fell out. Had $1M on it. She asked why was it red.
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Mr. Onederful®
@ericonederful
It's only Tuesday .
Mr. Onederful®
@ericonederful
@ericonederful I found you on Instagram, and not in a creeper way!
I’ve mentioned the “animals eat their yo… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
I’ve mentioned the “animals eat their yo… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Mr. Onederful®
@ericonederful
S/o to my stoner fam. This one is for you.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
