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Mr. Onederful®
@ericonederful
Running out of snacks is a clear example you don't have your shit together. I'm eating my last chip. Oh no.
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Mr. Onederful®
@ericonederful
[Taco Bell board meeting]
Steve: how about a burrito with a tiny Taco in side of it?
CEO: I like that.
Me: how about we use real meat?
C:
Steve: how about a burrito with a tiny Taco in side of it?
CEO: I like that.
Me: how about we use real meat?
C:
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Mr. Onederful®
@ericonederful
Dating? You mean that thing you do in between farts? No thanks.
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Mr. Onederful®
@ericonederful
@ericonederful This deserves more RTs
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Mr. Onederful®
@ericonederful
I'm still watching Teen Titans Go. My kids went to school 30 minutes ago.
Mr. Onederful®
@ericonederful
My kids used all of their data in a week. Get them iPhones they said.
Mr. Onederful®
@ericonederful
Years ago I had a maid with a big butt. She was my buttler.
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Mr. Onederful®
@ericonederful
Guess who gets to pay for guitar lessons. pic.twitter.com/avMeYaPZyj
Mr. Onederful®
@ericonederful
Bad selfies are what you really look like. Have a nice day.
Mr. Onederful®
@ericonederful
I pulled a diamond ring out of my asshole and asked my girlfriend to marry me. She said no.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
