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Mr. Onederful®
@ericonederful
I read someone at Amazon is sick. You can get the coronavirus delivered now. Top 5 pandemic of all time.
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Mr. Onederful®
@ericonederful
Hell is just driving behind someone who doesn't know where the fuck they are going.
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Mr. Onederful®
@ericonederful
The Pope hit that lady harder than he has any priest he knows is guilty of molesting children. Watch your foot.
Mr. Onederful®
@ericonederful
Whose car is this?! pic.twitter.com/QS2WRvZUHj
Mr. Onederful®
@ericonederful
NY play too much. Who made this?! pic.twitter.com/ib9WRxRsBl
Mr. Onederful®
@ericonederful
It's always funny when you get a LinkedIn request from a former coworker. Because you know that shit finally got to them too.
Mr. Onederful®
@ericonederful
Before we didn't have enough K-Pop. Now we have too much.
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Mr. Onederful®
@ericonederful
I almost went live accidentally and have never been so terrified.
Mr. Onederful®
@ericonederful
I was on a crowded elevator that broke and everyone looked at the heavy person like it was their fault. Humans are trash.
Mr. Onederful®
@ericonederful
Hell is just driving behind someone who doesn't know where the fuck they are going.
Mr. Onederful®
@ericonederful
Out with my son for his birthday. He just ordered a beer. He's 9.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
