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12 Jul 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:”I need to admit this pt w/CHF”
Hospitalist:”X-ray looks ok. Can’t send that home?”
Doc:”I think u didn’t see the ET tube”
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ρяєѕтσи~🌎🇺🇸
@Night_ER_Ninja
Talk about awkward advertising placement~ pic.twitter.com/oBgO2pyvNu
01 Nov 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Talk about awkward advertising placement~😳 https://t.co/oBgO2pyvNu
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@Night_ER_Ninja
15 Nov 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Best compliment ever:
"Do you have an office in the area?"
👍👍👍👍
ρяєѕтσи~🌎🇺🇸
@Night_ER_Ninja
Reason number 3,536 NOT to take an ambulance to the ER:
Toothache for the past 2 days~
Toothache for the past 2 days~
26 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Reason number 3,536 NOT to take an ambulance to the ER:
Toothache for the past 2 days~🙄
ρяєѕтσи~🌎🇺🇸
@Night_ER_Ninja
It's the weekend and I couldn't be more happy~
15 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote It's the weekend and I couldn't be more happy~😎
ρяєѕтσи~🌎🇺🇸
@Night_ER_Ninja
Just waiting around to get an iPhone X like~ pic.twitter.com/flUJFSLafw
13 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Just waiting around to get an iPhone X like~🙄 https://t.co/flUJFSLafw
ρяєѕтσи~🌎🇺🇸
@Night_ER_Ninja
Reason number 4,672 NOT to take an ambulance to the ER~
Out of Tylenol at home~
Out of Tylenol at home~
12 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Reason number 4,672 NOT to take an ambulance to the ER~
Out of Tylenol at home~🙄
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@Night_ER_Ninja
04 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"I'll use this Ophthalmic Burr to take the metal out of your eye"
Pt:"Burr? Isn't that the guy that shot Bob Marley?"
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ρяєѕтσи~🌎🇺🇸
@Night_ER_Ninja
I just officially water-boarded my 6 y/o daughter at her request~
She wanted it and took it like a fuckin' champ~!!
She wanted it and took it like a fuckin' champ~!!
27 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I just officially water-boarded my 6 y/o daughter at her request~
She wanted it and took it like a fuckin' champ~!!😎
ρяєѕтσи~🌎🇺🇸
@Night_ER_Ninja
It never ceases to amaze me how some homeless ppl use the ER for a place to stay and are so damn rude~
If you need help; don't be a dick~
If you need help; don't be a dick~
25 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote It never ceases to amaze me how some homeless ppl use the ER for a place to stay and are so damn rude~
If you need help; don't be a dick~🙄
ρяєѕтσи~🌎🇺🇸
@Night_ER_Ninja
Life Alert buttons are NOT for when you shit your pants and want the paramedics to clean your ass up. Literally~
16 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Life Alert buttons are NOT for when you shit your pants and want the paramedics to clean your ass up. Literally~😂
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊