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13 Mar 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"The other doc shoved 2 fingers up my butt & my back & belly started hurting"
Doc:"U sure he used fingers?"
😜😜😜😜
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13 Mar 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I've had diarrhea for 3 days"
Doc:"Sounds like an intestinal virus"
Pt:"U don't think I have Strep Throat?"
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06 Feb 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I want to be tested for food poisoning"
Doc:"We don't have a test for that"
Pt:"How do u know I have it?"
Doc:"It's a gut feeling"
😎😎😎😎
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@Night_ER_Ninja
Pt:"I haven't had a shit in 5 days"
Doc:"U will once we take this shampoo bottle out if your azz"
pic.twitter.com/K4wDcOhgUD
Doc:"U will once we take this shampoo bottle out if your azz"
pic.twitter.com/K4wDcOhgUD
25 Jan 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I haven't had a shit in 5 days"
Doc:"U will once we take this shampoo bottle out if your azz"
😂😂😂😂 http://t.co/K4wDcOhgUD
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@Night_ER_Ninja
04 Jan 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @ERGoddessMD
😂😂😂
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@Night_ER_Ninja
This is just so messed up~ pic.twitter.com/sIzqaC6Gzy
26 Nov 14
copy & paste +upvote -downvote This is just so messed up~😕 http://t.co/sIzqaC6Gzy
16 Nov 14
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Why didn't u get your Warfarin Rx filled?"
Pt:"I couldn't afford it"
Doc:"You have Cocaine, meth, benzos in your system"
Pt:"So?"
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12 Nov 14
copy & paste +upvote -downvote CardioDoc:"Y'all admit too many chest pains"
Doc:"Will u b there to defend me if I miss an MI? U r welcome to come down & d/c the patient"
😎
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@Night_ER_Ninja
I just smashed the hell out of my fingernail in a drawer and I'm pretty sure I deserve some Dilaudid~
30 Oct 14
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I just smashed the hell out of my fingernail in a drawer and I'm pretty sure I deserve some Dilaudid~😜
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@Night_ER_Ninja
What gets me is that the CDC is saying that Ebola is hard to contract; yet 2 healthcare workers in full isolation gear got it~¡!
15 Oct 14
copy & paste +upvote -downvote What gets me is that the CDC is saying that Ebola is hard to contract; yet 2 healthcare workers in full isolation gear got it~¡!😷
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@Night_ER_Ninja
I guess I'll try to get some sleep~
02 Oct 14
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I guess I'll try to get some sleep~😣
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊