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I don't think you should take an ambulance to the ER every time you get nauseated when you are pregnant young lady~
13 Apr 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I don't think you should take an ambulance to the ER every time you get nauseated when you are pregnant young lady~🙄
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07 Apr 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"My doc says I have a mild cardiac infarction when I have an anxiety attack. I'm out of Xanax, it's a full blown infarction now"
#GTFO
😏😏
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08 Apr 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"The main artery in the abdomen is tearing/dissecting so he needs emergency surgery"
Wife:"I'm glad it's not his appendix"
😳😳😳😳
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We have a pt that came in because she was here yesterday and diagnosed with a broken ankle; she wants a second opinion~
Still broken~!
Still broken~!
31 Mar 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote We have a pt that came in because she was here yesterday and diagnosed with a broken ankle; she wants a second opinion~😂😐😕🙄
Still broken~!
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I really like this Night Shift option with the new iOS 9.3 update~
It's genius~!
It's genius~!
29 Mar 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I really like this Night Shift option with the new iOS 9.3 update~📱
It's genius~!
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Winner of CC of the night~ pic.twitter.com/fOAw6UyAht
25 Mar 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Winner of CC of the night~😂 https://t.co/fOAw6UyAht
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No~
It is NOT ok to take an ambulance to the ER for thumb pain that has been going on for 3 months and there was no injury~
It is NOT ok to take an ambulance to the ER for thumb pain that has been going on for 3 months and there was no injury~
17 Mar 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote No~
It is NOT ok to take an ambulance to the ER for thumb pain that has been going on for 3 months and there was no injury~😡
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I just did 3 loads of laundry and matched every damn sock~
I'm like some kind of Zen master or some shit now....
I'm like some kind of Zen master or some shit now....
13 Mar 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I just did 3 loads of laundry and matched every damn sock~
I'm like some kind of Zen master or some shit now....
😎
27 Feb 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Mom:"I had 1 hand on my baby & the other on the oven door & they felt the same. Oven was set @450"
Doc:"Next time put ur hand in the oven"
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This Radiologist sure can read a CXR~ pic.twitter.com/pquX1uAm2j
22 Feb 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote This Radiologist sure can read a CXR~😂 https://t.co/pquX1uAm2j
19 Feb 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote RN:"How bad is your pain"
Pt:"The worst pain I've ever had in my life"
RN:"Give me a number on a scale of 1-10"
Pt:"It's 10 percent"
😂😂😂😂
...but wait! There's more!
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@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊