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@Night_ER_Ninja
Of course you should take an ambulance at 5am to come in just for a pregnancy test~
05 Feb 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Of course you should take an ambulance at 5am to come in just for a pregnancy test~🙄😡
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@Night_ER_Ninja
We have a college kid here that came in because she is hallucinating after she took LSD~
I'm all like~
WTF did you expect to happen~!?
I'm all like~
WTF did you expect to happen~!?
30 Jan 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote We have a college kid here that came in because she is hallucinating after she took LSD~🙃
I'm all like~🤔
WTF did you expect to happen~!?😂
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12 Jan 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I'm not riding a police car to the psyche hospital"
Doc:"Don't worry, U won't even remember the ride. Ur going by van, the Ativan"
😂😂😂😂
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@Night_ER_Ninja
Taking an ambulance to the ER because you can't sleep and have to work in the morning~
Seems legit~
Seems legit~
26 Sep 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Taking an ambulance to the ER because you can't sleep and have to work in the morning~
Seems legit~😂😡😐
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We have 4 of our drunk pts in 4-point restraints, if that gives you any idea as to what a mess it is in here tonight~
05 Sep 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote We have 4 of our drunk pts in 4-point restraints, if that gives you any idea as to what a mess it is in here tonight~😐
18 Aug 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pro-Tip: If you're wanting pain meds for "severe pain," try not to sleep while the nurse or doctor is talking to you
😂😂😂😂
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There is a pt here that is asking if we could write her a work excuse for a month off~
I don't think her common cold quite warrants that~
I don't think her common cold quite warrants that~
19 Jul 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote There is a pt here that is asking if we could write her a work excuse for a month off~😂
I don't think her common cold quite warrants that~
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I'm sorry, but this is not a dental clinic~
I don't know how many other ways I can explain it..
I don't know how many other ways I can explain it..
18 Jul 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I'm sorry, but this is not a dental clinic~
I don't know how many other ways I can explain it..😡
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I hate to judge ppl but if you bring your 13 year old for a pregnancy test, I just might
#parentingfail
#parentingfail
03 Jul 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I hate to judge ppl but if you bring your 13 year old for a pregnancy test, I just might
#parentingfail
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05 Jun 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote EMS:"He ODed & was unresponsive, we then gave Versed, fentanyl & Etomidate so we can intubate"
Doc:"To b extra sure he's unresponsive?"
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@Night_ER_Ninja
I'm having a yeast, barley, hops, and water liquid salad~
05 May 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I'm having a yeast, barley, hops, and water liquid salad~🍺
...but wait! There's more!
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊