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@Night_ER_Ninja
21 Apr 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"I can't say u have fibromyalgia. UR PCP should make that diagnosis"
Pt:"Just put that in the chart so I can get marijuana"
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@Night_ER_Ninja
Dear administrators, we have bigger problems then if staff are wearing "the right shade of navy" sweatshirts
Retweet of status by @RNSuperHero
13 Apr 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Dear administrators, we have bigger problems then if staff are wearing "the right shade of navy" sweatshirts 🙄
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@Night_ER_Ninja
10 Apr 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"My GF said I need to get checked for STD"
Doc:"U know who she got it from?"
Pt:"She just got sick one day"
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@Night_ER_Ninja
11 Apr 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"My pain is 10/10 in my side"
Doc:"U ever have a kidney stone?"
Pt:"Yeah, last year, but that pain was a lot worse than this"
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@Night_ER_Ninja
09 Mar 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Y aren't u taking your BP meds?"
Drunk:"The judge told me to stop using drugs"
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@Night_ER_Ninja
24 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"My IUD fell out tonight"
Doc:"So go to your Gyn & get a new one tomorrow"
Pt:"Won't I die tonight?"
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@Night_ER_Ninja
24 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"U have alcoholic cardiomyopathy. U shouldn't b drinking"
Pt:"They limited my fluid intake so I switched from beer to vodka"
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@Night_ER_Ninja
08 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"My sugar keeps going up"
Doc:"When did this start?"
Pt:"When I quit using insulin"
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@Night_ER_Ninja
It cracks me up when people put on a hospital gown over their clothes~
31 Jan 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote It cracks me up when people put on a hospital gown over their clothes~🙄
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@Night_ER_Ninja
28 Jan 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I need a flu test"
Doc:"What r ur symptoms?"
Pt:"None but my GF & son have it. They say treat it early"
Doc:"This is way early"
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@Night_ER_Ninja
We are apparently running a special on STEMI's & NSTEMI's tonight~
24 Jan 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote We are apparently running a special on STEMI's & NSTEMI's tonight~😳
...but wait! There's more!
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊