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19 Sep 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"My doctor sent me here"
Doc:"Did u see or talk to him?"
Pt:"I called his secretary & she sent me here"
😩😩😩😩
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@Night_ER_Ninja
It's my weekend in a couple hours and after a nap, I'll go pick up the kiddo from kindergarten~
She wants to go fishing this weekend~!
She wants to go fishing this weekend~!
09 Sep 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote It's my weekend in a couple hours and after a nap, I'll go pick up the kiddo from kindergarten~
She wants to go fishing this weekend~!😎🎣😍
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Don't f'n come to the ER if you are going to refuse everything~
No labs~
No meds~
No Xrays~
No CT~
No EKG~
WHY ARE YOU HERE!?
No labs~
No meds~
No Xrays~
No CT~
No EKG~
WHY ARE YOU HERE!?
01 Sep 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Don't f'n come to the ER if you are going to refuse everything~😡
No labs~✔️
No meds~✔️
No Xrays~✔️
No CT~✔️
No EKG~✔️
WHY ARE YOU HERE!?
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@Night_ER_Ninja
We have a pt claiming to have dropped his pills in the toilet accidentally 3 months in a row now..
His Percocet only; not his other pills~
His Percocet only; not his other pills~
10 Aug 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote We have a pt claiming to have dropped his pills in the toilet accidentally 3 months in a row now..
His Percocet only; not his other pills~😂
18 Jul 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I have all kinds of seizures"
Doc:"U have a neurologist?"
Pt:"Yes, he calls them Non-epileptiform & I'm the only pt of his with it"
😂😂😂
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Happy 21st Birthday~!
Too bad you shit your pants, puked on a cop, and ended up in the ER~ pic.twitter.com/DeB6n9BwQx
Too bad you shit your pants, puked on a cop, and ended up in the ER~ pic.twitter.com/DeB6n9BwQx
20 Jun 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Happy 21st Birthday~!
Too bad you shit your pants, puked on a cop, and ended up in the ER~💩😝👮🏻🚑 https://t.co/DeB6n9BwQx
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This dude came to the ER at 11pm & wants us just to write him a work note because he played hookey from work yesterday~
Hmm...
NOPE~
Hmm...
NOPE~
08 Jun 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote This dude came to the ER at 11pm & wants us just to write him a work note because he played hookey from work yesterday~
Hmm...🤔
NOPE~😂
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We have a pt here that was brought in by his wife because he was snoring louder than usual and she just can't take it anymore~
03 Jun 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote We have a pt here that was brought in by his wife because he was snoring louder than usual and she just can't take it anymore~😴😂
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Pt comes to the ER w/ the CC of diarrhea~
Well, they were constipated & took some laxatives that helped a little so they took a lot more~
Well, they were constipated & took some laxatives that helped a little so they took a lot more~
01 Jun 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt comes to the ER w/ the CC of diarrhea~
Well, they were constipated & took some laxatives that helped a little so they took a lot more~🤔😂
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That chick in the Chewbacca mask is f'n hilarious~
21 May 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote That chick in the Chewbacca mask is f'n hilarious~😂
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We have a pt that is complaining of abdominal pain, nausea, & vomiting~
I'm guessing it's caused by the half gallon of whiskey they drank~
I'm guessing it's caused by the half gallon of whiskey they drank~
26 Apr 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote We have a pt that is complaining of abdominal pain, nausea, & vomiting~
I'm guessing it's caused by the half gallon of whiskey they drank~🙄
...but wait! There's more!
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@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊