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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
13 Nov 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:”Doc, glad you’re wearing gloves”
Doc:”Y do u say that?”
Pt:”I rubbed my vagina juice on the doorknob”
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
13 Nov 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:”I think I have a kidney infection”
Doc:”What symptoms r u having?”
Pt:”My armpits are turning yellow”
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
13 Nov 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:”Central line in, u can do the angiogram now”
CT Tech:”Has to be an arm IV. The contrast will push the trachea”
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
The Chiefs were humiliated in the Super Bowl. They didn't forget it.
How a four-man meeting brought Trey Smith to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
How a four-man meeting brought Trey Smith to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @MattVerderame
11 Aug 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote The Chiefs were humiliated in the Super Bowl. They didn't forget it.
🏈How a four-man meeting brought Trey Smith to… https://t.co/25Rqsq0Ehu
LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
Max and Checo hugs flipbook
#FrenchGP #F1 pic.twitter.com/Ik1UK4LZ5F
#FrenchGP #F1 pic.twitter.com/Ik1UK4LZ5F
20 Jun 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Max and Checo hugs flipbook 🤗😃
#FrenchGP 🇫🇷 #F1 https://t.co/Ik1UK4LZ5F
LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
I swear to god if I see another meme about benzonatate rolling around…
Retweet of status by @PhotoshopPapi
29 May 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I swear to god if I see another meme about benzonatate rolling around… 😤😤
LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
23 May 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:”Can I bring home a blanket? My other ones have bed bugs”
Doc:”You don’t have a blanket problem”
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
I may be bias , but Kansas City has one of the most beautiful skylines ever, and the town looks good in Red! … twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @sweetdyoung
01 Feb 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I may be bias , but Kansas City has one of the most beautiful skylines ever, and the town looks good in Red! 💋… https://t.co/IgzZkd1cow
LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
Kelce is a fool pic.twitter.com/b2tan2k2i0
Retweet of status by @MahomeSZN
06 Dec 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Kelce is a fool 😂 https://t.co/b2tan2k2i0
LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
01 Dec 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Madden can you change my gloves to Grip Boost please ✌🏿😂
LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
Can’t wait to watch! good luck my man! twitter.com/espn/status/13…
Retweet of status by @PatrickMahomes
15 Nov 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Can’t wait to watch! 💪🏽💪🏽 good luck my man! https://t.co/BzkB8tBzCI
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊