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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
17 Feb 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:”Who is your PCP?”
Pt:”She’s a female so she’s just a nurse practitioner”
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
22 Jan 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I just noticed that our discharge instructions in Spanish are almost always half the number of pages of the ones in English
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
Thank you #ChiefsKingdom that one was for you! But we aren’t done yet!
Retweet of status by @PatrickMahomes
19 Jan 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Thank you #ChiefsKingdom that one was for you! But we aren’t done yet! ⏰
LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
That height shiii overrated I promise !!!!#cheetahout twitter.com/sbakeriv/statu…
11 Dec 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote That height shiii overrated I promise !!!!#cheetahout ✌🏿 https://t.co/FPlwnEybfs
LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
Wager ? twitter.com/papameags_69/s…
25 Nov 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Wager ? 😈😈 https://t.co/BfT9xbU5Ak
LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
03 Oct 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"What blood thinner do u take?"
Pt:"Vodka"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
02 Sep 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If the patient is illiterate, why do we give them 10 pages of discharge instructions?
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
You ready? #KCvsGB pic.twitter.com/714jRWlr9h
29 Aug 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote You ready? 😤 #KCvsGB https://t.co/714jRWlr9h
LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
I wanted to know, “So do you make it the ha ha?” which was my absurd way of asking “Are you a comedian?” because… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
02 Jul 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 🤣 I wanted to know, “So do you make it the ha ha?” which was my absurd way of asking “Are you a comedian?” because… https://t.co/hbPXC2M5kC
LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
20 Jun 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote For whatever reason the scheduling system randomly decided I no longer had credentials to schedule peeps in the pharmacy....and tbh idgaf. 😂
LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
04 Jun 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Y r u here?"
Pt:"I don't feel good"
Doc:"None of the patients in the ER feels good. Wanna be more specific?"
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊