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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
29 Mar 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I have a sore throat, runny nose & earache"
Doc:"When did this all start?"
Pt:"Which one? My knee pain?"
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#wut
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
25 Mar 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Ur ear has been hurting for 8 mos. What happened 2day that made u come?"
Pt:"I heard of some1 that had a heart attack from an earache"๐ฉ
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
23 Mar 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"What meds r u taking?"
Pt:"SPIRONOLACTULOSE"
Doc:"I didn't know it came as a combo"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
16 Mar 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Do u smoke or drink alcohol?"
Pt:"I smoke but I don't drink, that's gross"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
15 Mar 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Had a pt brought in by EMS that "couldn't walk" jump out of bed and leave the ER after getting Reglan IV
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
16 Mar 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I've vomited 20 times & diarrhea continuously"
Doc:"When did this start?"
Pt:"30 minutes ago"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
16 Mar 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"How'd u hurt your wrist?"
Pt:"Repetitive movement. U know Doc, you're a guy"
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#vigorous
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
10 Mar 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Clerk:"Do u have any religious preferences?"
Pt:"I've only dated Baptists"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
10 Mar 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Your BP is really high"
Pt:"I did not take my meds coz my nose started bleeding today, I just took my blood thinner"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
10 Mar 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"Are u the DOCTOROLOGIST?"
Doc:"I don't know how to answer that"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
08 Mar 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I got bit by a spider"
Doc:"What kind of spider bit u?"
Pt:"I didn't see one, aren't u supposed to know which one?"
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐๐๐