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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
Doc:"Why r u on Amoxicillin?"
Pt:"It's an antibiotic"
#noshitsherlock
Pt:"It's an antibiotic"
#noshitsherlock
24 Dec 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Why r u on Amoxicillin?"
Pt:"It's an antibiotic"
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#noshitsherlock
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
@sweetpea1977
We call that "walkin' it on down."
We call that "walkin' it on down."
23 Dec 16
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We call that "walkin' it on down."
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
19 Dec 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"U know the eye is infected when it's draining pus"
Pt:"Huh?"
Murse:"When there's yellow boogers in yo eye"
Pt:"Oooh. Ok"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
15 Dec 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My mom doesn't believe my medical advice. She believes her neighbor who knew somebody that had the same thing.
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
13 Dec 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Just intubated a pt then family said:"Could it be the scabies?"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
This will never not be funny pic.twitter.com/pAm95HX6sf
Retweet of status by @ChappeIIeShow
13 Dec 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote This will never not be funny ๐๐ https://t.co/pAm95HX6sf
LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
07 Dec 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I keep vomiting"
Doc:"What stuff r u vomiting?"
Pt:"Everything, I started having the dry heaves but I fixed that by drinking water"
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@Lanternlizard
My patients temp was 30.2 C.
Retweet of status by @OnlyintheICU
01 Dec 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My patients temp was 30.2 C. ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ
LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
01 Dec 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I thought my GF was smothering me w/a pillow but my CPAP mask just came off"
Doc:"What did u do?"
Pt:"Pushed her off the bed"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
PSA
There's been an outbreak of a virulent & highly contagious Asshole Flu. All asshole are advised to stay home until further notice.
There's been an outbreak of a virulent & highly contagious Asshole Flu. All asshole are advised to stay home until further notice.
29 Nov 16
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There's been an outbreak of a virulent & highly contagious Asshole Flu. All asshole are advised to stay home until further notice.โ ๏ธ๐โ ๏ธ๐
LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
Getting tested for HIV is NOT something you should go to the ER for~
Retweet of status by @Night_ER_Ninja
23 Nov 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Getting tested for HIV is NOT something you should go to the ER for~๐
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐๐๐