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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
17 Nov 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Who beat u up?"
Pt:"My girlfriend's jealous boyfriend"
Doc:"You must b the stupid boyfriend"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
15 Nov 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"My BF & I are in bad terms"
Doc:"Not too bad terms, you're 5 weeks pregnant"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
14 Nov 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Mom:"I've been trying to hydrate her but she refuses to drink"
Doc:"What r u giving her?"
Mom:"Baking Soda water"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
14 Nov 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I've been vomiting every morning for 3 days now"
Doc:"What have u been doing at night?"
Pt:"Drinking with my buddies"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
07 Nov 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Y hadn't u given your baby anything for fever?"
Mom:"She doesn't like taking meds"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
08 Nov 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"It's been hurting for 9 mos? What happened tonight that made u come?"
Pt:"My friend's grandma had the same symptoms & it was cancer"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
07 Nov 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Ppl that think that cheerleaders aren't athletes obviously don't work in the ER
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
04 Nov 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Ex-NFL player Kevin Turner dies of CTE initial dx was ALS. I think that CTE is the top differential dx of every NFL player w/neuro symptomsπ³
LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
01 Nov 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I either have a hemorrhoid or a hernia"
Doc:"There's quite a difference"
Pt:"I dun googled ass pain & those came up"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
21 Oct 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"That looks like teeth marks on your penis"
Pt:"I fell down some steps"
Doc:"U need to b more creative"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
: How old is your wife?
: WHAT?
: HOW OLD IS YOUR WIFE?
: YES
: jfc, SIR HOW OLD IS YOUR WIFE!
: yes she needs an ambulance
:
: WHAT?
: HOW OLD IS YOUR WIFE?
: YES
: jfc, SIR HOW OLD IS YOUR WIFE!
: yes she needs an ambulance
:
Retweet of status by @nocturnalE911
20 Oct 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote π: How old is your wife?
π΄πΌ: WHAT?
π: HOW OLD IS YOUR WIFE?
π΄πΌ: YES
π: jfc, SIR HOW OLD IS YOUR WIFE!
π΄πΌ: yes she needs an ambulance
π: π
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ