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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
11 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Beatrice was on point & had a wonderful time meeting Channing Tatum...she kept it all the wayπ― at that Sunoco station! I love real people!β¬
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
10 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"I'm doing a rectal exam & it entails inserting a finger in your anus"
Pt:"U can use 2 fingers, Doc. My wife does"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
I was told in one of my interviews I shouldn't be a doctor. I should be a writer!
Got accepted there; didn't go. #DocsWhoAlmostQuit
Got accepted there; didn't go. #DocsWhoAlmostQuit
Retweet of status by @medicalaxioms
08 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I was told in one of my interviews I shouldn't be a doctor. I should be a writer! πππ
Got accepted there; didn't go. π #DocsWhoAlmostQuit
LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
31 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I was cutting some JalapeΓ±os, now my hands are hurting"
Doc:"They look fine"
Pt:"I usually get Percocet when this happens"
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#GTFO
LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
We have a 14 year old that's "allergic to all pain meds except Dilaudid"
#startingearly
#startingearly
31 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote We have a 14 year old that's "allergic to all pain meds except Dilaudid"
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#startingearly
LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
27 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My patients are really good shoppers. They get the best bang for their buck. 2 beers gets their BAL up to 500
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
26 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Urgent Care sent us a kid with sunburn to legs to rule out DVT
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
27 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Mom:"There's nothing wrong w/my baby but dad has a cough & I don't want him to get it"
Doc:"This might be the worst place to bring him"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
Listening to music is a proven method that helps in overcoming #anxiety ahealthblog.com/xomo pic.twitter.com/SN1w84BLJb
Retweet of status by @AHealthBlog
26 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Listening to music is a proven method that helps in overcoming #anxiety β‘ https://t.co/jlZmdaQetu https://t.co/SN1w84BLJb
LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
23 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Sir, u can't walk around naked in the ER"
Drunk Pt:"But I'm covering my dick"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
22 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I got an STD from a girl"
Doc:"Which one?"
Pt:"Girls name is Cynthia"
Doc:"I meant which STD, not which girl"
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ