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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
My druggie that didn't get his Percocet decided to pee on the triage door

#underarrest
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
15 Oct 16 copy & paste +upvote -downvote My druggie that didn't get his Percocet decided to pee on the triage door ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ #underarrest

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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Pt:"My doctor gives me Oxys for pain & it's $90/mo. I want u to give me morphine coz it's only $30/mo"
Doc:"Go back to your doctor"

#GTFO
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
09 Oct 16 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"My doctor gives me Oxys for pain & it's $90/mo. I want u to give me morphine coz it's only $30/mo" Doc:"Go back to your doctor" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ #GTFO
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Pt:"My belly has been hurting for 6 months"
Doc:"What made u come today?"
Pt:"I tried seeing my doc but he sent me here instead"
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
03 Oct 16 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"My belly has been hurting for 6 months" Doc:"What made u come today?" Pt:"I tried seeing my doc but he sent me here instead" ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Doc;"What allergic reaction do u get from penicillin?"
Pt:"I haven't had any but a lot of my family r allergic to it so I listed it"
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
03 Oct 16 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc;"What allergic reaction do u get from penicillin?" Pt:"I haven't had any but a lot of my family r allergic to it so I listed it" ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Doc:"Y do u think u have a UTI?"
Pt:"I accidentally put soap at the tip of my dick"

#youresupposedtosoapyourdick
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
02 Oct 16 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Y do u think u have a UTI?" Pt:"I accidentally put soap at the tip of my dick" ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ #youresupposedtosoapyourdick
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
As I was putting cuffs on someone today this bitch says "you're treating me like a criminal" sorry lemme take these off & give you a hug
Retweet of status by @diana__016
25 Sep 16 copy & paste +upvote -downvote As I was putting cuffs on someone today this bitch says "you're treating me like a criminal" ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค” sorry lemme take these off & give you a hug
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
@alexs_journey this is greenie. She comes everyday but won't let any other birds near it. . She's a quirky girl
Retweet of status by @lindawn1993
20 Sep 16 copy & paste +upvote -downvote @alexs_journey this is greenie. She comes everyday but won't let any other birds near it. ๐Ÿ˜. She's a quirky girl https://t.co/C1X0XpDd9e
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Doc:"When did your nose start bleeding?"
Pt:"I thought I was snorting coke but they said it was ground glass"
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
19 Sep 16 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"When did your nose start bleeding?" Pt:"I thought I was snorting coke but they said it was ground glass" ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Pt:"I googled where I'd bleed the most from stabbing myself & it said my shoulder but it's not bleeding"
Doc:"WTF kinda google u have?"
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
10 Sep 16 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I googled where I'd bleed the most from stabbing myself & it said my shoulder but it's not bleeding" Doc:"WTF kinda google u have?" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
I think that if we ask for $1 co-pay from every ER patient, our visits will drop by over 50%
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
08 Sep 16 copy & paste +upvote -downvote I think that if we ask for $1 co-pay from every ER patient, our visits will drop by over 50% ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ
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Lanternlizard
LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard
Doc:"What kind of allergic reaction do u get with the Epipen?"
Pt:"It causes me to have a panic attack"
Retweet of status by @ERgnome
03 Sep 16 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"What kind of allergic reaction do u get with the Epipen?" Pt:"It causes me to have a panic attack" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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fakhright
fakhright @fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13 copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™Š
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