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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
03 Mar 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"It looks like you've had a heart attack"
Pt:"Oh good. I thought it was the Flu"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
25 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Y r u disabled? U r only 24"
Pt:"Back pain"
Doc:"These r your kids?"
Pt:"Yeah, I have 5 & we all have a runny nose"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
18 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"9 strokes? That's a lot. U seem to be all normal to me"
Pt:"All my strokes were in my right arm so it gets better quick"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
19 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"The 4 tampons r what's causing the foul smell in your vagina"
Pt:"I hadn't used tampons in awhile"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
18 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"How's my EKG?"
Doc:"It looks normal"
Pt:"I'm glad it didn't show me dead"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
18 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"You have any sick ppl around u?"
Pt:"Yeah that nasty Strep virus is going around the house"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
09 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"It hurts when I talk"
Doc:"U got an abscessed tooth"
Pt:"So it's not a stroke?"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
07 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"U need an epipen. U almost died"
Pt:"I'm not paying for that, I'll take my chances"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
05 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"How much diarrhea have u had?"
Pt:"About 15 times. U reckon it could b a kidney stone?"
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LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
Burnt food caused a fire alarm at 2211 Jones Street. ...however there is no fire.
Retweet of status by @MeanStreetsOMA
29 Jan 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Burnt food caused a fire alarm at 2211 Jones Street. ...however there is no fire. ๐ฅ
LionstoneRxBetch
@Lanternlizard
28 Jan 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"No medicine works for my nausea"
Doc:"Nothing works. Not Zofran or phenergan? Not even weed?"
Pt:"No but dip does"
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐๐๐